Old Lady goes to heavan

Old Lady goes to heavanAn old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the mostawful bloodcurdling screams.Don’t worry bahis siteleri about that’, says St. Peter,’it’s only someonehaving the holes put into her shoulder blades forwings.’The old lady canlı bahis looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with theconversation.Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdlingscreams.’Oh güvenilir bahis my God’, says the old lady, ‘now what is happening?’Not to worry’, says St. Peter, ‘She’s just having her head drilledto fit the halo.’I can’t do this’, says the old lady, ‘I’m going tohell.”You can’t go there’, says St. Peter. ‘You’ll be ****d andsodomized.”Maybe so’, says the old lady, ‘but I’ve already got the holesdrilled for that!’